ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
Imagine how much easier it would be if Sam and Dean used Christo as their undercover last name. All they’d have to do is introduce themselves and demons be flinching all over the place.
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
Third wheeling two best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.