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Catastrophe Corner

friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week
So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison!

mightyfinevalkorian:

A guide on how to give a blowjob:

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9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

9gag:

This kid was a toaster for Halloween

exponentiallyfandomatic:

alwaysadisneyday:

The ladies of Disney.

IT’S BY HAIR COLOR

chinstache:

Went with Louise/Twins since I haven’t drawn these cuties as a ship yet!  they’re aged up a bit here, like maybe late middle-schoolish ? the original plan was Andy and Ollie taking Louise to the prom, but the colouring came out so bright that a Spring Dance is prolly more accurate B:

Turned Louise’s hat into a headband since it’s hard for me to imagine her without her signature earss <3

Fairy