Catastrophe Corner
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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.
—Nicki Minaj  (via dirrtyfilthynasty)

(Source: youwantsum)

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dahliasheng:

Imagine how much easier it would be if Sam and Dean used Christo as their undercover last name. All they’d have to do is introduce themselves and demons be flinching all over the place.

dahliasheng:

Imagine how much easier it would be if Sam and Dean used Christo as their undercover last name. All they’d have to do is introduce themselves and demons be flinching all over the place.

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Track: "rainby rod"

paigeirl:

chibisokka:

ok i actually put the rainbow road theme at 70% speed and it sounds like an infomercial soundtrack from the 1980s

Vaporwave.

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sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

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onegreenplanet:

15 Times Humans Treated Their Dogs Like Their Own Babies (PHOTOS)

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scr1bbles101:

Third wheeling two best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

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sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian)

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

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#hmmmmm

trollbutt:

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

This forever

Fairy